S02E01 - Season 2 Premiere is here!
Califorgillicious Season 2 Premiere: Chaos, Cults & Questionable Life Choices
🚀 Ladies, gentlemen, and sentient AI bots—Califorgillicious is BACK, and Season 2 is rolling in hotter than a California wildfire fueled by overpriced oat milk lattes.
In this groundbreaking, life-changing, absolutely Pulitzer-worthy season premiere, we’re setting the tone for what’s about to be a wild ride of pop culture, Hollywood nonsense, and unsolicited rants—now with 20% more sarcasm and 100% the same host because cloning is, unfortunately, still illegal.
What’s new? Well, besides the fact that my theme music got a glow-up (because even podcasts deserve a midlife crisis), we’re also bringing you a fresh format, new segments, and a lineup of guests so impressive that even I had to double-check my emails to confirm they said “yes.”
This episode covers all the essentials:
✔️ Where you've been listening to the show—commutes, bathroom breaks, accidental TikTok cult meetings? We’re covering it all.
✔️ A Valentine’s Day rant for the ages—why is romance marketing still stuck in 2003?
✔️ The return of The Department of Bitching—because complaining is an art form, and I am Picasso.
✔️ A sneak peek at the insanity coming this season—Hollywood directors, Broadway creatives, black metal deep dives, and possibly an episode where I spiral over Twin Peaks like a detective who hasn't slept in a week.
Oh, and in case you missed it—I’m officially on TikTok now, because apparently, screaming into the void wasn’t enough. Follow me before the algorithm decides I’m irrelevant.
Of course, no premiere would be complete without some shameless self-promotion—yes, the merch is here! T-shirts, mugs, towels (because what’s a podcast without towels?), and some upcoming designs that might make you question your life choices in the best way.
So sit back, grab your drink of choice (coffee, champagne, the tears of your enemies), and dive into the glorious mess that is Califorgillicious Season 2. It’s going to be a hell of a ride—until June, or until I spontaneously move to California and start a late-night talk show from a beach bar. Whichever comes first.
🎧 Press play now, and let’s get unhinged.
